How to Love Wise (and Not So Wise) Advice from the Great Philosophers

MAKE LOVE LIKE A PHILOSOPHER<br> <i>Family Values, Sex and a little bit of Philosophy</i><p> If anyone can teach us about love, it really ought to be the great philosophers. But of course, being a lover of wisdom and a wise lover are two very different things. Just consider these famous philosophical chat-up-lines: <p><i> * Are you interested in immortality?</i><br> Diotima, a lady who, according to Plato, greatly impressed Socrates <p><i>- Do you have your sexual appetites under control? I do.</i><br> Kant, his advice to young people generally. And: <p><i>- Would you like to share my grapes?</i><br> Schopenhauer, who actually used this line (unsuccessfully) to chat up a young lady. <p>For better or (more likely) for worse, here are some of philosophy's most celebrated ideas and arguments on love and relationships.