The Art and Craft of Approaching Your Head of Department to Submit a Request for a Raise

So having weighed the pros and cons you have decided to approach your boss to ask for that well earned raise in salary but before you schedule the all important meeting you decide to dip into this handy volume in the hope of finding some valuable tips but instead find a hilarious, mind bending farcical account of all the many different things that may or may not happen on the journey to see your boss with no punctuation or capitalisation and certainly no full stops.