The Love-Tiff

"[...]fox; young children teach old men; little lambs take a delight in pursuing the wolf; fools make laws; women go to battle; judges be tried by criminals; and masters whipped by pupils; a sick man prescribe for a healthy one; a timorous hare... SCENE IX.-ALBERT, METAPHRASTUS. (Albert rings a bell in the ears of Metaphrastus, and drives him off). MET. Mercy on me! Help! help! * * * * * ACT III. SCENE I.-MASCARILLE, alone. Heaven sometimes favours a bold design; we must get out of a bad business as well as we can. As for me, after having imprudently talked too much, the quickest remedy I could employ was to go on in the same way, and immediately to tell to our old master the whole intrigue. His son is a giddy-brained mortal, who worries me; but if the other tells what I have discovered to him, then I had better take care, for I shall get a beating. However, before his fury can be kindled, some lucky thing may happen to us, and the two old men may arrange the business between themselves. That is what I am going to attempt; without losing a moment I must, by my master's order, go and see Albert. (Knocks at Albert's door). SCENE II.-ALBERT, MASCARILLE.[...]".