Frank and the Bad Surprise

Frank the cat has it good: Tons of toys, unlimited Whiskies&trade; and space and quiet to stretch and nap and think and write.<br><br>Then his people bring home a box. A box with something unexpected inside. A puppy.<br><br>A puppy who doesn't know the rules of naps. A puppy who slobbers and tackles and barks.<br><br>This won't do.<br><br>Frank will just have to find a better home. Should be easy, right?