Song of My Elf: X-mas Edition

Destined to one day be a Christmas classic, "Song of My Elf", is the complete 1892 edition of Walt Whitman's "Song of Myself" with a twist...What if every time the legendary poet wrote "myself" he actually meant "my elf". Or when he wrote "yourself", he meant "your elf". It instantly turns a beloved poetic masterpiece into a hilarious Christmas spin-off. A work of deep self reflection and conceptual critique of life it-self is now a silly Christmas book that un-shamefully shows its face every year. If Walt Whitman isn't already rolling in his grave at Harleigh Cemetery in Camden, NJ then he most certainly will when you play the "Song of My Elf" Drinking Game! At your next Christmas party, take turns reading the entire "Song of My Elf" and every time you hear the word "Elf" take a sip!