Why My Third Husband Will Be a Dog

<p><b>A hilarious collection of stories from the life of the <i>New York Times</i> bestselling author of <i>Look Again </i></b><br><br>At last, together in one collection, are Lisa Scottoline's wildly popular <i>Philadelphia Inquirer </i>columns. In her column, Lisa lets her hair down, roots and all, to show the humorous side of life from a woman's perspective. The Sunday column debuted in 2007 and on the day it started, Lisa wrote, "I write novels, so I usually have 100,000 words to tell a story. In a column there's only 700 words. I can barely say hello in 700 words. I'm Italian." The column gained momentum and popularity. Word of mouth spread, and readers demanded a collection. <i>Why My Third Husband Will Be a Dog </i>is that collection. Seventy vignettes. Vintage Scottoline. <br>In this collection, you'll laugh about: <br>• Being caught braless in the emergency room <br>• Betty and Veronica's Life Lessons for Girls <br>• A man's most important body part <br>• Interrupting as an art form <br>• A religion men and women can worship <br>• Real estate ads as porn <br>• Spanx are public enemy number one <br>• And so much more about life, love, family, pets, and the pursuit of jeans that actually fit!</p>