I Need a Lifeguard Everywhere But the Pool

<p><b>"Lisa and Francesca, mother and daughter, bring you the laughter of their lives." —Delia Ephron, bestselling author </b><br><br>The bestselling and “perennially hilarious” mother-daughter team is back with a new collection of stories from their real lives, guaranteed to make you laugh out loud. Join Lisa Scottoline and Francesca Serritella as they regret drunk-shopping online, try smell-dating, and explore the freedom of a hiatus from men - a Guyatus. They offer a fresh and funny take on the triumphs and facepalm moments of modern life, showing that when it comes to navigating the crazy world we live in, you’re always your own best lifeguard.<br><br><b>Praise for the Series: <br><br></b>“True tales of how we live now from a mother and daughter <b>who are best pals—and a very funny writing team.</b>” —<i>People</i> (Best Beach Book)<br><br>“The mother-daughter duo returns with a collection of breezy summer essays,<b> perfect for the beach, the pool or even the couch. </b>This<b> witty, insightful</b> assortment of stories is a <b>wonderfully entertaining</b> look into the lives of two modern women.” —<i>Parade Magazine</i><br><br>“We get to be flies on the wall as the mother-daughter team fights, makes up, and hurls barbs <b>just like you and your mom.</b>” —<i>O, The Oprah Magazine </i>(Perfect Summer Must Read)<br><br>"<b>Guaranteed laughs</b>: short, sharp musings on life from [this] <b>perennially hilarious</b> mom-daughter duo." —<i>Good Housekeeping </i></p>